One Day Pist Mass

Now a bloke and a bird got together About 2000 years ago They had a sprog, a little bloke You know how the rest goes There was a donkey, some camels 3 geezers and a star And a couple of lovely doves They were sat in a barn one Thursday night When a voice from up above He said He said He saaaaiiiidd Jesus Christ what is all this malarkey on this farm? Joseph said there werent no room in the pub just down the town God he bellowed dont just sit there crack the fuckin beer Heres the best damn party youre gonna have all year Xmas xmas its the best time of the year, stuff yourself like a great big cushion and drink a lot of beer Xmas xmas its the best time of the year, cant get laid get your buttocks splayed at the party of the year